if you don’t laugh whenever you hear the ‘I dropped my pencil’ at the end of lovebug something’s up w/ you
if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.
if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.
but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
you know it’s going to be a good day when whatcha say is on the radio
500% sure i annoy literally every person
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me